Having feelings for someone is scary because that gives them the power to hurt you.
Unknown (via evolutional)

(Source: ohteenscanrelate)

primacdonaldsgirl:

pretending to study in front of ur parents like 

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misterchekov:

reblog if your dick is longer than your arm

(Source: akailolita)

tristamateer:

I am going to hurt you.
You are going to hurt me

But we will do it with practiced fingers
and passionate mouths
and I swear to god

it will be worth something

returquoise:

When you try to think of a word and can only remember it in another language.

blank:

“beauty sleep” is such bullshit I sleep 12 hours a day and I still look like a trashcan

(Source: hamburgay)


antiocial:

you should be expecting that.

the-winchester-initiative:

posthumous-mcdouble:

Hypothesis: if women are worse at parking, it’s only because they’ve been lied to about what eight inches is their entire lives

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(Source: collectiveassbutts)